Banking and Body Changes

Don't worry about it the first time you can't get it up twice; worry about it the second time you can't get it up once.

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if you've been working 95 hours a week for a month, you must be TEARING her up.

She'll eventually start doing someone else on the side, thus alleviating the pressure on you to perform sexually and enabling you to focus more on work.

Problem solved!

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There are some posts here in this forum that are simply hillarious!!!

dude stop being soft and just destroy her.

on a more serious note, did you ask her if she meant different in bed? of course she'll think you're different when you barely see her working 95hr weeks. like many people have said on WSO, if it's going to work at all she needs to understand the job and the demands it has. if she doesn't, she'll pull the "oh..you're so different now" crap.

Saw the thread title and just started laughing

Love the picture, maybe you need some of that

It breaks your body, crushes your mind, and swallows your soul.

I've seen some crazy shit in this business amongst analysts. Aside from the usual shit of weight fluctuations, I've seen ulcers develop, I've seen people work through sickness to the extreme detriment to their health.

I'd argue that the emotional and spiritual toll of the job is even worse than the physical punishment.

Just drink some NO-Xplode and you'll be good to go. But be careful you don't let one rip while hittin' it.

Hahahaha

If you're going through it again, shouldn't you be having a problem keeping it down?

The problem is obviously stress. The obvious solution would be sleep more, but since that isn't possible, you should:

a) make sure you're eating healthy (when I first saw your post, I thought it'd be about getting fatter).

b) drinking a lot of water

c) practicing some breathing exercises or other stress relief that can be done in the office.

make sure you sleep and exercise as much as possible on the weekend. i wouldn't advise taking vacation during the summer, but if you work FT, take a day here or there to decompress.

and get good at cunnilingus.

hahahahaha yesman. some pretty hilarious pictures on wikipedia.

I love the fact that this kid above me had to go to wikipedia to figure out what cunnilingus is. Only on this website...

Man I've never been hornier in my life, despite the hours. I would scar a virgin for life with the way I've been fucking.

If you're used to variety, having a longer-term relationship will have that effect. I can go 6-8 times a night for a good 2-4 hours total at first but once the excitement wears off, I have issues there too. I would last maybe a couple of minutes and wouldn't be nearly as hard. Forget about going more than twice. It was really pathetic and if I hadn't already destroyed this girl, I would have felt like a eunuch.

You'll get your mojo back; it only lasted a week or two for me. This coincided with much longer work hours and in my case my body adjusted.

Find a hot twenty year old and see if you can't hang a towel off it.