Best bank for Big Poopers / bank bathroom tier list?
Hi monkeys,
I’m currently wondering which bank is the best to do my business at (both ways). It’s very important to me that the company I work for has very accommodating bathrooms. I have a minor issue that causes me to spend upwards of an hour doing my duty, so I’d appreciate any advice on bathrooms by bank / which firms you’ve had positive experiences doing dirty work during your day job.
So far I’ve heard that RBC and Cantor have good bathrooms, so feel free to add to my list!
Thanks in advance.
Shiti Bank
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Honestly whichever bank that allows you to work remote probably
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I have heard that Poopenheim has really upped their toilet game lately - high water pressure flushing and bidets for those REALLY intense bathroom sessions
Heard TD (Toilet Dominion) has the best bathrooms across the street
Thank you. I will take this into my consideration.
I’ve heard Cantor Shitzgerald is on the up
TP Fartners has the most patrician of commodes
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AGC and Shea & Co - Provident Healthcare Partners close behind
Citi because on every floor in their EMEA office in the men's room, there is one stall on in the row nearest the door which has a a sink in it and is bigger and I don't ever poo in any stall except that one. Sometimes if it's full I travel up and down the different floors to find one that is free.
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What has WSO turned into? If it's not about some MD banging an analyst's mom—it's about an intern trolling about fornicating with a female senior associate. I miss the prudish generations of the previous century
Never taken a hot dump at work before, prospect?
Did an MD really bang an analysts mom…
Brother your in college. The best idea you have of what Wall St used to be like is from books like Wolf of Wall St, Straight to Hell, Liars Poker, etcetera. I don't think they were any less vulgar or sexual my guy
There's an accessibility washroom on one of the floors at RBC Toronto that all of the IB team uses
Hellman Friedman toilets wash your ass for you
TPG, Toilet Paper Gods still hasn’t been mentioned as a high quality exit yet
Not bank specific - but every bathroom I have ever been in on an S&T floor has smelled absolutely horrid. No idea what the fuck those guys are eating
stick to IB if you value your nostrils
heard good things about Poorela Wienerberg restrooms
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