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How is this a joke again? I’m not sure how the banks fucked up hiring process is funny? Are all of you Shit head from ivy leagues?

 

OP posted a link to a change .org petition he made complaining about how banking recruiting is soooo unfair if you don't go to an Ivy. The kids gotta realize his time is better spent reaching out to bankers and learning about the industry rather than crying to the internet. Think it had two signatures when I checked.... speaks for itself lol

 
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Oh, funny how I can recognize this dude based on his horrible English and whining. I saw his post on Reddit 3 weeks ago about completely failing his interview. He asked why his interviewer only asked him about his contact list the entire time. Brw, he would write emojis after every sentence like this. I told him he was retarded if he couldnt see that the interviewer knew he was a hopeless cause in the first 5 min and tried taking advantage of him. Then, he stalked my reddit account and found a post where I mentioned I ran away from home because of abusive/neglectful parents and used it as an insult against me. Hey pal, I’m not the person stalking you on WSO. We’re different people. Youre a fucking idiot

 

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