Can we please quarantine interns / prospects?

like give them their own board so they can give each other wrong advice and make all of the other boards read-only for them or something

(for the interns reading this who are surely confused: read-only is a function in excel in which a spreadsheet cannot be edited. you guys will learn this once you actually have investment banking jobs)

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read-only is a function in excel in which a spreadsheet cannot be edited.

This is not true. Read-only is a feature on google docs, which is when a doc can be viewed but not edited. Do your research before you judge prospects, "Analyst 1 in IB - Ind."

 

Bro why would you think I'm trolling? I've worked on literally dozens of group projects on google docs since middle school. I'm basically an expert at it. I'm also really good at google slides and google sheets. I was probably the best person in my class in my senior year of high school. I'm obviously very knowledgable on the google suite (as my initial comment shows) which is why I'm very passionate about getting into banking. I've already made my resume, and I also practice networking calls with my parents (who stop picking up when they see my name btw but who gives a fuck about those non-targets anyways?). That's called dedication.

 

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