Chinese are dominating the wallstreet bae (AMA)
Just wanna start a thread. I feel like the era of international students dominating the wall street is coming babe. Just secured summer 27 offer from one of the top two mega funds (investment role), coming from a semi target. Heard summer 27 is brutal, but me and other my Chinese peers, we lock in roughly half the headcounts for mega funds and hedge funds and EB on wall street (low key no cap). Know that Asia has always been the lowest totem pole on wallstreet. Happy to answer any questions on how we win this recruiting cycle:)
xie xie my friend, no one GAF about random ass Chinese
wow easy, racist red neck
welcome any educated and well-thought questions. No slurs
that’s my quant
Bro holy shit shut the fuck up this is why no one at targets like asians internationals. There are over a billion chinese fuckers who all optimize for this shit and I'm not saying they aren't smart, but do you really think the powers at be will let yall climb up American companies if they feel threatened for real. Name the most succesful people in finance and how many of them are chinese, the most succesful asian in finance is Korean and even the quant funds are run by whites or American-Asians. The reason you think your so special is because you lump all the American's who are multiethnic as one, and when you take the minority of spots that are sponsored (hint hint no American finance co. is hiring majority h1B) of course the chinese out perform it is the largest amount of smart people with enough cultrual capital for finance in the world. And MF investment team doesn't even mean anything BX hires tons of people for RE. If you think internationals are so great, you would have stayed in Asia, there is a reason why you came clamoring over here for just a semi-target. You guys just get upset when people have their own country and think they you are pulling one over on us, no real high class American really gives a shit about a 200k pre-tax investment job. No one cares that your cooked, likely 5-6 inches shorter than the average American and took some nerd job that only a select portion of our population, most of whom aren't true elites want. You need to be honest with yourself about all the worlds countries and my parents came from Asia too.
who spit in your chicken lo mein bro
what about you "i love banana" ass. Where u going for summer intern?
typo, you mean "cock" not "cooked" right? or you are under educated?
Where are the Chinese people, the only ethnically Chinese people turned their back on China actually? I fucking hate you smug fuckers acting like your doing us a favor.
I fucking hate you red neck from Tennessee acting like giving an offer to us is like doing us a favor
people fell for ragebaiting is so funny😭
I'll tell you one thing, Chinese (American and international alike) are freakin weird, this has to be said out loud
oh really? How come we secure more than half the spots from Evercore? we also nail down a quarter of headcounts for Blackstone this recruiting season. You mean wall street is bracing for weirdo?
we rearrry are half of de evercore crass
Nigga stfu you guys are glorified worker bugs, the people who are actually the pioneers of finance & are the decision makers are almost always white or Jewish
Who is we bro, there are over a billion of you fuckers, and you'll cast out Chinese Americans when its convenient. No one I mean no one is envious that more vertically challenged gooks are taking slave ib jobs, you yes YOU get to put thousands of man hours into enriching American companies, making a check for an American above you and American investors, and coming over onto forums to brag to fucking Americans. I honestly don't care I've wasted time on this, you fuckers need to be stomped out, its clear that your women going for the white cock you work for bothers yall.
Bro you guys are glorified slaves, you'll be pushed out when it is due. Who are we fooling here. Folks are trying to be "nice" to asians but everyone knows they are not high up in the hierarchy (yes, that also includes those from the more privileged background).
The smacking and slurping sounds at lunch time about to be fr bad
hey salad bowl boi, shake your sweetgreen and eat your grass
I’ll be eating my bowl with my mouth closed and bringing the fork to my mouth. You will be sucking, smacking and slurping with your face down in your bowl. Thank you for being such an unmannered nuisance.
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