Columbia GS Kids = Not Human

Columbia GS kids are not human. Try to steal the Columbia brand - but they actually dilute it.

One guy was trying to break into my BB by flexing Columbia hard at his interview. Found it quite strange that he was selling me Columbia so hard (I didn’t tell him I went to CC). But his resume was marked by HR that he was Columbia GS so I knew. Swatted that critter away — get your filthy non-target hands out of here. 
 

At least most of the Barnard crowd admits they are not Columbia.

 

I dare you to say that to a GSers face chief. You might find out the hard way how many are ex-military.

 
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Also we all take the same classes so if GS is a non-target because the admissions process is different, why does college GPA even matter?

According to you, it’s high school GPA, SAT

scores, and where mommy and daddy lived that are actually more important. Guess your 4.0 is pretty worthless considering a bunch of idiot GS guys can earn the same grades.

It must suck having been a sweaty virgin all through HS grinding to get into CC just to have a community college transfer prove that Columbia is easy as fuck.

Oh well, enjoy sounding like a bank teller at your BB. You all look the same to us EB guys anyway.

 

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