Deal Tattoos are Paradise

I just closed my first deal and it is the single greatest accomplishment I've ever achieved. I have worked my whole life to break into IB. I started my love for banking in high school. I went to a private high school in California and a lot of my friend's dads were MDs at BBs. There was something about the allure of getting picked up in a 2017 Mercedes AMG that really drew me to the field.

I did my best in high school to get into an HYPF (Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Florida State). While there, I excelled in my studies and made it to the top of my finance club and became the president of my fraternity. I learned so much in my time there and scored my first interview in a prestigious M&A group.

After countless bake-offs and late-night Seamless orders, I got staffed on my first deal. Throughout the whole thing, I was riveted. It was the most transformative experience of my life. My Associate would often tell me that I wasn't working fast enough, but his tough-love was exactly what I needed to ramp up during the process. The only way you learn is by getting thrown into the deep end and I appreciated every second of the learning experience. I stayed up until 2am every night doing everything that the client asked of us (by way of listening intently to every word my associate said about the email threads I wasn't included on). This deal became my life. I was so hooked.

We trudged through closing diligence like a battered army. Not only was the company that we were advising under LOI, I was too. I had signed a personal Letter of Intent to close this deal.Euphoria came the second that the SPA was signed. I got the email from my MD that we were done (I wasn't included on that email thread either, but I'm happy they looped me in afterwards). I threw my hands in the air and high-fived everyone at the office. It was the greatest feeling I have ever felt. All of the pain of the past 7 months was gone - I bled for this and I got my due.

That's when I knew I needed to memorialize that feeling forever. I was so proud of what the team had achieved. The countless hours working on the CIM just to have the whole thing deleted by the MD on a Friday review, the diligence requests that went unanswered, the emails from the client that I immediately forwarded to my associate to ask for guidance - it was all worth it.

So I've made my decision - I am going to have the tombstone of this deal tattooed on my chest so that I can wear it with pride. No one knows what I've been through and this is the way I prove to myself that it was all worth it. I will look at it in the mirror every morning and remember while I'm here.

Blessings.

21 Comments
 

Lol I was like Harvard, Stanford, Wharton, Florida State?!?! Wtf. This has got to be a troll post. If it's real he gave us enough information to find him through LinkedIn if he really went to Florida State.

 

You should get a sumif function tattooed on your lower back while you’re at it.

Only two sources I trust, Glenn Beck and singing woodland creatures.
 

Once I start on the desk next year, I plan to sanitize my first deal toy with Clorox 100% germ killer version everyday at 9:45am. Than lube it with baby oil at 10:00am. At 12:00pm post a selfie with the deal toy on instagram to flex on my poor big 4 accounting friends. Lastly, after all the seniors leave later at night make love to the deal toy in the bathroom in the disability stall. Rinse and repeat boiiissss

 

Tenetur voluptas beatae ea ipsam quia. Nulla optio omnis explicabo commodi. Ex nihil repellat eos debitis illum nihil libero. Deleniti nulla maiores ut odit cumque enim asperiores.

Fugiat iste cumque suscipit autem commodi quasi. Eligendi eligendi iusto qui. Consequatur tempore at dolores eos qui accusantium. Nisi magnam saepe molestiae et ab commodi. Quod quia rem quam ut quos.

Voluptatem voluptatum vitae quod quo quam quia quidem. Aliquam eos voluptas quam ut velit. Error fugiat ut non eos ut. At accusantium iusto quia dolore.

Career Advancement Opportunities

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.8%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.3%
  • Guggenheim Partners 01 97.7%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.4%
  • Morgan Stanley 02 98.8%
  • Evercore 01 98.3%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.7%
  • Banco Santander 01 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.8%
  • Morgan Stanley 05 98.3%
  • JPMorgan No 97.7%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (14) $434
  • Associates (44) $258
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (22) $179
  • Intern/Summer Associate (13) $156
  • 1st Year Analyst (78) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (72) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
3
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
4
kanon's picture
kanon
99.0
5
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
98.9
6
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
7
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
8
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
9
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.9
10
Linda Abraham's picture
Linda Abraham
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”