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It's considered polite to look people in the eye when you're talking to them. If you're walking, glancing occasionally is the norm. You ok?
Blow them standing.
Make their knees buckle from the pleasure
Jump every time you say something
stand directly behind them, then proceed to give a standing rimjob
Bro I’m pretty short too but wtf is this question?
“Does social protocol dictate” tf? Did you grow up in a cave?
Just talk to people ffs
Just carry around a step stool. Or get 8 inch lifts.
Are you a man or woman cause 5'3" is literally the average female height lol
Also curious, I'm 5"0 male
Let’s wait a while for the rest to come, then we make haste for Mordor
I’m 5’9 so can I be legolas in this situation? Did archery and shit at camp
Develop a napoleon complex. I respect extra short guys as an extra tall guy cuz they usually compensate by being extra confident or extra competent at something.
Or extra rude
Get some 3-4 inch lifts. Won't be tall but at least not a midget
Date a girl of 5'10" (or get a tall sugar baby) and start every convo with that info.
Bro why was every intern this year either 5’7” or 6’4”
Grow your hair out and jell it. Adds 2 inches
I’m >6’ bro
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