Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice....

So it looks like we're getting closer to a war with Iran. The recent opinions out from those supposedly in the know say that Iran could possibly attack the U.S...on our soil. No proof though. Sound familiar?

Are we going to get fked in the ass...again?! Or is this for real?

Make a prediction. Shit about to hit the fan?

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Attack from Iran on our soil? Suicide bombing/terrorist acts aside, I think we can probably fight off a battalion of sheep mounted rock slingers.

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A good summary from a few hours ago:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/iran-unable-to-stabilize-its-plungi…

"Products such as imported steel, iPhones and wheat have doubled in price, with traders changing price tags by the hour to keep up with the rial’s plunging value. The drop has prompted housewives, businessmen and pensioners to buy up even more foreign currency and gold, as few expect the situation to normalize anytime soon."

 

The US will always lose a protracted urban war. We do not have the stomach to do what is necessary to win and we do not have a populace that has the backbone to support what is necessary.

 

We aren't going to war with Iran unless they do something incredibly stupid and then we'll bomb them back to the stone age.

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