I will not be taking questions.
Sincerely: PrestigiousIndividual, BA (Magdalen College), MBA (Wharton), MPhil (Christ Church), Rhodes Scholar, CFA charterholder (adjusted pass rate of 0.7%), BIWS certificateholder
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The "KEKW emoji"? Holy shit zoomers are retarded and I hate them so much, that's Risitas.
Blasphemy, KEKW and the original video are glorious.
FYI Rhodes scholarships only opened up to UK citizens in around 2018. I'll let you check the math and see the absurdity in your posts (though judging from your post history you might be too retarded for that)
Might wanna work on creating a background that's at least reasonable to LARP in. Keep that in mind when you create your next alt, as it appears your current account has gotten banned.
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