It’s hard making top bucket at the BB I am given how competitive the cohort is,,, anyone have any advice?
and before you say dump the gold digging bitch, I can’t...she gives me really good sex and she’s good with kids
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I'm going to make a really revolutionary recommendation here.
Dump the gold digging bitch.
Tell her you need anal to keep motivated but top bucket acheivable.
And then dump her right after she gives it to you
Pump her and dump her. Checkmate. Pump and dump is the winning strategy in life. It doesn't just have to be applied to the stock market.
Just work as hard as you can you’ll be too bucket
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