Hate It or Love It (IB Remix)

Yeah, let’s take em back Uh-huh Coming up, I was confused, I didn’t know what IB was Confusion occurs coming up in the non-target world Daddy ain’t around, probably out committing tax-fraud My favorite banker used to say, “Are you destined to deal?” I wanna live good so, shit, I sell companies for 12x LTM EBITDA For a Patagonia vest, one of them rolex submariners MD told me if I keep grinding, I’ll get the associate promote If we can get a few more deals, I’d get the big bonus, now that’d be dope Tossed and turned in my sleep that night Woke up the next morning, Jefferies stole the mandate Different day, same shit, ain’t nothing good in the Middle Market I’d break into PE and never come back if I could Hate it or love it, the underdogs on top And im gon’shine, homie, until my heart stop Go’head, envy me, I’m MM banking’s MVP And I ain’t going no where, so you can get to know me

Hope you enjoyed,

Sincerely, a tipsy MM IB analyst