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You will immediately be driven to McDonald’s to work as a fry cook (for top bucket) or your local federal penitentiary (bottom bucket) at the completion of your analyst program. Other recent exits include manual labor (think gulag, chain gang, coal mines) and execution by stoning.
Wait, so which McDonald's location/Federal penitentiary is most prestigious tho?
This seems pretty accurate.. jw, are any of the fry cook exits moving up after 2 years or are they forced to go downstream? I’ve noticed it’s common to lateral to gulag / coal mine, etc. but wondering how common the former is
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