How do I put this on my resume (no, you don't need to read it)?

Do not put this on your resume.

i hope your joking about putting "reconstructive jaw surgery" on your resume. Save the story for a talking point in an interview when someone asks, "give us and example of a hardship or difficult time you had to work through".

do it. then staple a signed note from your parents and doctor confirming it to your resume.

^^ Just stop

Troll.

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cover letter maybe, not on the resume. explain it briefly.. say i was out of comission last summer cuz of medical issues related to having surgery, blablabla, but i have experience from these other internships and did other things although i couldnt work

you don't

I say dont explain it anywhere on your application material. Explain it in an interview. I doubt someone will look at your resume overly critically to determine what the issue was with the timeline. And if they do, they will save it until an interview to ask.

I am assuming the rest of your resume is fairly stellar. Dont make it an issue unless it is one. Good luck.

Just lie like everyone else does. After you get the interview start a new thread how you are bugging out bc the background check is coming up and you spun the crap out of a hedge fund job when you were really just out working at a landscaping company trimming hedges. lol

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