I don't want to go back to my group

I hate my group. I received a return offer post SA for a bank that basically everyone would consider to be S/S- tier placement. But holy fuck it sucks. I am already dreading the environment and the toxicity like 5 months in advance and its really spiking my cortisol. I have tried to lateral for FT and fumbled at the last hurdle superday for many of the EBs. What do I do. I think I will just put my head down and suck it up, try to get top bucket and exit. No need to get too close with these assholes

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How can you looksmax and bone smash like clav if you stay in this group

 
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Clavicular was jestermaxxing while he got frame mogged by a foidmaxxing ASU Frat leader

 

No just wanted to lateral anywhere and got into final stages for the EBs. Wouldn't even mind lateralling within the firm to another group. 

 

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