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whats next? a blowjob in a dark alley? I don't swing that way

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aspiringmonkeywhats next? a blowjob in a dark alley?

Uh, no. Wow. No, I don't think that's next at all. What in the world gave you that idea? Wow.

 

The only thing I'd be really curious about in fact is how you've managed to come up with more than 1200 posts. Do you actually visit any other website? Does that leaves you enough time to sometimes call friends & write job applications once in a while?

 
NPV1984The only thing I'd be really curious about in fact is how you've managed to come up with more than 1200 posts. Do you actually visit any other website? Does that leaves you enough time to sometimes call friends & write job applications once in a while?
its easy to have a high post count, when every single thread revolves around you.
 
aspiringmonkey its easy to have a high post count, when every single thread revolves around you.

Jesus Christ. I'm just gonna let everyone read this quote while you bask in your douchebaggery.

 

like it isn't true, I can go into any thread and answer a question, and then there is a 40 page thread of people bitching that someone who isn't in the industry is answering the questions.

get off my nuts

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