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They are not hot compared to women that work in fashion / marketing / advertising.
But... hotter then other girls in the bank (HR doesn't count). They seem to get hotter the more 0s they have in their salary too.
"They seem to get hotter the more 0s they have in their salary too."
Could it be the inner golddigger in you that makes you think that? lol Just kidding :)
A couple of hot ones over here. One nick named Crazy C and the other Busy Bee.
I know a complete loser who is at Harvard; maybe he graduated. He's smart enough that he definitely deserves to be there, but has a rancid personality and no social skills. No one would question his self-evident intelligence but, obnoxiously, he uses being at Harvard as some sort of validation of his nonacademic side... of his "well-roundedness". (He's not well-rounded at all, in fact, and despite having gone there, hasn't figured out yet that Harvard's nonacademic admissions criteria are all hokey bullshit.) No one but him buys this line.
When I hear IBers speak of the social or physical attractiveness necessary to enter their business, these hogwash claims remind me of him.
I run into I-bankers every day; the women are slightly above average while the men are slightly below. Of course, there's a wide distribution even still.
many bankers have bulbous/fat noses
I heard from someone that that it is quite common to find an I-Banker's wife cheat on her husband. Two reasons are
1) He is at work all the time and, thus, he is hardly able to devote any time to her.
2) Working all the time puts him totally out of shape and unattractive.
After reading the I-Banking horror stories, I won't be surprised if its true.
The flip side to that is with all your money you can always get a hot girlfriend anyway so fuck the whore because I-Bankers are smart enough to get a prenuptial agreement.
usually have a clause that if you cheat, the prenup becomes invalid
i'd fuck her WHILE at work. at the same time as i'm doing the financial models, throwing a pitch etc. i'd be a star at closing deals, i mean who wouldn't want to hire me.. they get freee porn at the same time!
you guys need to chill out, out of the fucks that wrote back i bet zero are bankers.
i believe this was a joke my friend...
new zealand has a banking office? that's crazy. But I think elisha cuthbert would make a great analyst to work with.
Girls on Wall Street (Originally Posted: 05/01/2012)
Not great. They probably played a bit of field hockey or volleyball back in college, but since then, bamm, too much coffee and not enough time for that bi-weekly mani-pedi.
It's starting to wear me down gents. Overworked girls + no exercise + no sunlight = bad office sex. It's a double wammy; we're overworked, and when all we need is a track in the background, Missy Chunk shows up with bags under her eyes. I might have to leave the biz.
I didn't mind the sales girls in HK. A bit superficial, a bit naive, but when the LKF alarm went off it was kind of like, "babe, the body's bangin', we need a cab, and we need some ambien like mofuggin' Tiga Woods".
Back on Wall Street it's a disaster. Weird chubbsters, or maybe the hours have me seeing double.
Anyone in London want to chime in? I'm sure there are some Italian and Spanish speaking girls sitting on the Barcap Sales Desk that I wouldn't mind getting naked with, but what's the general mood over there?
Dedededammmmn
Bang hippies like our main man Don Draper. Problem solved.
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