IBanking girls and boys :P

They are not hot compared to women that work in fashion / marketing / advertising.

But... hotter then other girls in the bank (HR doesn't count). They seem to get hotter the more 0s they have in their salary too.

I know a complete loser who is at Harvard; maybe he graduated. He's smart enough that he definitely deserves to be there, but has a rancid personality and no social skills. No one would question his self-evident intelligence but, obnoxiously, he uses being at Harvard as some sort of validation of his nonacademic side... of his "well-roundedness". (He's not well-rounded at all, in fact, and despite having gone there, hasn't figured out yet that Harvard's nonacademic admissions criteria are all hokey bullshit.) No one but him buys this line.

When I hear IBers speak of the social or physical attractiveness necessary to enter their business, these hogwash claims remind me of him.

I run into I-bankers every day; the women are slightly above average while the men are slightly below. Of course, there's a wide distribution even still.

many bankers have bulbous/fat noses

I heard from someone that that it is quite common to find an I-Banker's wife cheat on her husband. Two reasons are

1) He is at work all the time and, thus, he is hardly able to devote any time to her.

2) Working all the time puts him totally out of shape and unattractive.

After reading the I-Banking horror stories, I won't be surprised if its true.

The flip side to that is with all your money you can always get a hot girlfriend anyway so fuck the whore because I-Bankers are smart enough to get a prenuptial agreement.

usually have a clause that if you cheat, the prenup becomes invalid

i'd fuck her WHILE at work. at the same time as i'm doing the financial models, throwing a pitch etc. i'd be a star at closing deals, i mean who wouldn't want to hire me.. they get freee porn at the same time!

you guys need to chill out, out of the fucks that wrote back i bet zero are bankers.

i believe this was a joke my friend...

new zealand has a banking office? that's crazy. But I think elisha cuthbert would make a great analyst to work with.