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6,458 WSO Academy Investment Banking Session Reviews: 4.82/5

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Investment Banking Mock Coffee Chat

“Constantin is extremely nice and helpful! We talked about some genergal questions I had about recruiting and networking, and then dived into more specific problems I had. He has not only very knowledgable, but also very helpful, sharing also personal ancedotes to tell me what my next steps should be. ”

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Investment Banking 7 Stories Review

“Michael was a huge help getting me ready for my Lazard HireVue. I came in with a lot of good material but my answers were running long and I kept rambling through my stories. He walked me through each one and helped me cut them down so they were concise and hit the main points without losing what makes them mine. He was honest about what was not working and gave me clear ways to fix it instead of just general advice. I left the call feeling way more confident and organized going into the interview. I would definitely work with him again.”

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