Investment Banks ranked by attractiveness of employees
Anyone have thoughts? I've noticed MS has quite a few hotties while JPM employees are on the homelier side.
Anyone have thoughts? I've noticed MS has quite a few hotties while JPM employees are on the homelier side.
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The ranking threads have really turned to attractiveness of employees? What's next
Personally, I’d like to see a rank based on cafeteria food
I'm thinking we do them off quality of desk chairs
RBC stands for
REALLY BAD COOCHIE
Helpful, thx
PWP definitely has its fair share of eye candy.
Banks are 80% men..
Men are more attractive then women Do you really want to kiss a woman on the lips after those lips have touched other men? That’s kind of gay bro
Get yourself a nice sexy boi and don’t look back it’s not gay if you have your socks on
Jefferies CEO is a dilf.
Thanks for weighing in, Rich!
JPM>GS>MS
Any BB S&T division
and IBD
nah
I think BBs definitely beat out EBs here
GS securities analysts > all
hope she sees this king
Lehman Brothers. Currently, they don’t have anyone unattractive.
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