Justine Tobin calls her finished deals "Tombstones;" and other recents from the only person qualified to succeed Jamie Dimon....

I am stuck working from home. I can't sleep, and I'm extremely bored, so I thought I'd check up on our old friend Justine Tobin. While browsing her website, I saw that she calls her transactions "Tombstones." Can't imagine being the CEO of a company that was duped into working for her.

On her LinkedIn, she refers to her analyst program as renowned, but she spelled it "renown."

Her Twitter is no better. Some recent gems include her ranting about the toilet paper at a Tesla dealership, which she refers to as misogyny.

Personally, I know an individual who was duped into summering here. Luckily, this person was smart enough to not list it on their resume and was able to get an offer at a BB.

Despite all this, she is still invited to some OCR. She was recently the keynote speaker for IB at Oklahoma State University (her undergrad). . I really do worry for these kids. I'm sure she can manage to act sane long enough to leave a decent impression at an event like this; I just really hope all of those kids Google her before deciding to apply.

As someone who grew up in North Carolina, it's somewhat worrisome that she was able to get a meeting with the Governor Cooper. On that same tweet, as some who claims to be a feminist, she still managed to spell the word "she" wrong.

Can't wait to see what @TOBINCO gives us next!

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Hate to break to you, but there’s nothing wrong with calling them tombstones. However, still enough other material to roast Justine.

 

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