LOOK AFTER THE ANALYSTS, PLS!!!

You, associates, VPs, and all other senior folks here....

Do you want immortality?

Do you want to be remembered forever?

Look after the analysts and the interns!!!

Nothing leaves a more permanent imprint than the first job.

These unmoulded souls internalise their first experiences at the workplace.

You have the seeds and the power to get them to blossom.

You can change the entropy of the banking system forever.

The same way primary school teachers can change society.

Treat them well, please.

Treat them so they can learn.

Create a safe environment for them.

If you do this, the culture will change forever.

It has to be done ONLY once!

You will have done it forever.

They will NEVER forget you.

You have the power to make a difference in their lives.

And I understand that you may have been treated unfairly when you were in their place.

But, trust me, treating them the way you'd love to have been treated—first—will do your heart good—and second—you'll create LIFE-LONG allies.

These chimps will become humans one day and will make a difference in your career and life too.

And until then, remember that they are powerful chimps today! Right now! They have access to information, they know gorillas, and they can either throw bananas or shit at you.

Please look after the analysts and the interns!!

With love for you and for them,
Angelos

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