Losing it

Has anyone lost the ability to get an erection after working long hours in banking? Is that a normal thing?

If it can get hard is it weaker than it was before banking? Does it return to normal after you get adequate sleep?

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Well stress does interfere with your ability to perform so presumably it would happen eventually. Btw you ask the weirdest questions.

People tend to think life is a race with other people. They don't realize that every moment they spend sprinting towards the finish line is a moment they lose permanently, and a moment closer to their death.
 

Blastoise you're crazy. But definitely the stress levels interfere with your shit..that's why youngsters are popping the blue pills these days...

Still I Rise
 

It's well known that when you get the PE/HF offer you get a 2-5 inch "growth spurt"... 2 for MM, 5 for Megafund.

So ekudekud must have huge a cock.

Ha

 

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