MM IB Ranking Intern Power Hour - STARTING AT 8:45 EST

Hello fellow alcohol feigning orangutans -

I am a summer intern at a midwestern private credit shop that doesn't give return offers at the end of the summer. I don't get paid well, so I work a second job, but TONIGHT ... is my night off. So, I've been stocking my managing partner's linkenin connection list in hopes of finding his MM IB connections that would be worth talking to for FT recruitment this coming month. The problem is, I'm quite unaware of each MM IB's reputation in terms of culture, exit pops, and overall vibes. This being so, I am inviting the full tribe of bonus loving, Zyn addicted, fellow model-cooking baboons to drop me some silver banana-filled comments about each MM bank name I drop. However, this no simple contribution - this is an interactive game. For every bank name I comment, and you subsequently drop your precious-long procured insights, I will take a shot of Yes, shitty 18$ Evan Williams from my fridge with the hops that when I sober up enough, I will look back at tonight as a worthwhile in my all-time-consuming search for a FT analyst role. SO, I invite every MM baboon, whether you be bending over to take it in the a** from you MD at Jefferies, or a freshly-minted analyst attempting to bang two rocks together to generate your first excel bar graph at Stephens, to join me in this symposium of the jungle. I will drop the first name at 8:45 PM EST and we will go until 1AM EST. Bump me fellow chimps, so that I might, one day, enjoy the silver banana of opening my first bonus check.