Most fuckboy thing you've ever done at work?
Deleted /: sorry boys I left the story up for a while but it got too much attention. 15 more characters.
Deleted /: sorry boys I left the story up for a while but it got too much attention. 15 more characters.
| +378 | Which Offer to Accept: UBS Analyst Role or Part Time Cashier at the Local Taco Bell | 44 | 20h |
| +291 | Roku-Fox Deal - UBS Misses Out on yet another deals after years chasing this deal | 31 | 19h |
| +285 | AI is insane | 43 | 1h |
| +284 | TPH V.S. Mizuho [HOU] | 35 | 5h |
| +277 | I Snuck Into UBS Office And Took A Shit On The Floor | 26 | 23h |
| +224 | Best Power/Renewables/Energy Teams? | 36 | 6h |
| +203 | Useless associates | 36 | 19h |
| +190 | Differences in Restructuring Teams? | 33 | 19h |
| +182 | Actual EB List | 26 | 16h |
| +181 | Centerview HC group falling off? | 28 | 19h |
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i fucked a boy
dis a joke, FBI pls don go ham
If this is true, this is hysterical. Nice
It's 100% true. I used to have a wicked substance abuse tendency and got myself into a lot of outrageous predicaments. It's been long enough that I can look back and appreciate some of the unusual experiences for the sheer insanity of them. Way happier since I cut all of that out though.
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Sounds like a good time in H-Town. Luckily you didn't get mugged when making the purchase.
Funniest story I’ve seen on WSO🤣
0/10 fuckboy story, zero pounding of pussy mentioned. Are you even a fuckboy?
I need more of these stories lol
Deleted, sorry boys.
Fake: anon gets called a "trusted analyst"
Gay: anon gets reamed by a man
In all seriousness you need help
Lmfao thanks for the laugh OP, a treat for you:
gr8 story. u and the associate still friends?
Great story lol
I want to see this story so badly, any way you can share
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