Most fuckboy thing you've ever done at work?
Deleted /: sorry boys I left the story up for a while but it got too much attention. 15 more characters.
Deleted /: sorry boys I left the story up for a while but it got too much attention. 15 more characters.
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i fucked a boy
dis a joke, FBI pls don go ham
If this is true, this is hysterical. Nice
It's 100% true. I used to have a wicked substance abuse tendency and got myself into a lot of outrageous predicaments. It's been long enough that I can look back and appreciate some of the unusual experiences for the sheer insanity of them. Way happier since I cut all of that out though.
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Sounds like a good time in H-Town. Luckily you didn't get mugged when making the purchase.
Funniest story I’ve seen on WSO🤣
0/10 fuckboy story, zero pounding of pussy mentioned. Are you even a fuckboy?
I need more of these stories lol
Deleted, sorry boys.
Fake: anon gets called a "trusted analyst"
Gay: anon gets reamed by a man
In all seriousness you need help
Lmfao thanks for the laugh OP, a treat for you:
gr8 story. u and the associate still friends?
Great story lol
I want to see this story so badly, any way you can share
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