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Yeah but in IB you can work at FT partners (140k base btw)
FT Partners is indeed a paradise but some girls on OnlyFans are making a million in a day. If only FT Partners was giving a 1 million dollar base instead of 140.
$140 thousand from FTP is worth more than $1 million
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At FTP you’re allowed to work at OF too
that may be a cheat code. Wall Street will soon nerf that in the next patch.
Just cause FTP is screwing you doesn’t mean people will pay to watch.
Partner at MF PE here - what steps should I take to lateral to FTP as an analyst 1? Has anybody seen or heard of this move being done (outside of the 2021 bull market)?
FT Partners only takes the cream of the crop individuals not just in IB but in general. Goldman TMT and MS M/A workers could only wish to work at FT. Not even David Solomon has a chance to work as an intern at FT Partners.
Why not start in IB to get broad skillset and then lateral?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2911731/Intern-23-Wall-Street-…
I think you forgot the real impediment to making money on OF - most of y'all are too ugly.
In either case you're selling your soul and likely getting penetrated.
OF for the win
IB exit opportunities: PE, HF
OF exit opportunities: see your son getting bullied at school
This is helpful in theory but the only reason I work in finance to begin with is I’m too ugly to be an OF/IG/TikTok guy and I’m too dumb for STEM
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