It’s fucking hilarious. However, I am worried with all the satire a delusional sophomore is going to get confused and take it over Evercore M&A, rather than asking the real question of Jefferies vs Piper Sandler.
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Outside energy no one is seriously going to consider JEF over any reputable BB/EB. Keep the memes coming
Anyone with a brain knows you’d never take Jeff over any EB BB and top MM shops lmaooo come on bro.
Working at Jefferies is like putting your Johnson in a door frame and slamming it shut every day of the week
Jeffries pls fx
There’s no question of Jefferies over Piper or over Evercore or over HBS. If you get an offer from Jefferies, you take it, period.
Whether it’s compensation, deal flow, deal quality, culture, work life balance, Jefferies is superlative. Most of you won’t be good enough to get an offer there, that’s a fact.
But for the few chosen ones…. Rich is gonna Handle you right. Don’t you worry.
I have more to say but I’ve been hiding from my MD in a conference room and need to get back to work.
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