Rich Handler Smoke Out

Hey yall when I saw the rich handler distasteful PR move, I was reminded 1) of the fat loser MDs with no souls that I used to work for and 2) that nowadays I nearly have more instagram followers than him and would like to roast him publicly. Perhaps then he'll remember his workforce is made up of actual humans.

Aside from his daughter with eyebrows that a small african village could harvest for raiment and the odd videos of him exercising on a trampoline, I'd like some roastable material ideas. Pls comment below

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Cook him on the facts. He runs a sweatshop which has the worst abuse of juniors out of anyone in an already terrible industry. The next junior to die in banking will also probably be from Jefferies.

 

Disgusting how this guy tries to turn a sad situation into a positive situation. There's a time and a place for fake rally the troops positivity, and your company causing a kid to die isn't that time or place.

 

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