Rich Handler Smoke Out

Hey yall when I saw the rich handler distasteful PR move, I was reminded 1) of the fat loser MDs with no souls that I used to work for and 2) that nowadays I nearly have more instagram followers than him and would like to roast him publicly. Perhaps then he'll remember his workforce is made up of actual humans.

Aside from his daughter with eyebrows that a small african village could harvest for raiment and the odd videos of him exercising on a trampoline, I'd like some roastable material ideas. Pls comment below

7 Comments
 
Most Helpful

Cook him on the facts. He runs a sweatshop which has the worst abuse of juniors out of anyone in an already terrible industry. The next junior to die in banking will also probably be from Jefferies.

 

Disgusting how this guy tries to turn a sad situation into a positive situation. There's a time and a place for fake rally the troops positivity, and your company causing a kid to die isn't that time or place.

 

Et et totam vel vitae accusantium. Enim quaerat laborum est enim. Velit dicta rerum aspernatur soluta reprehenderit. Placeat expedita voluptatem omnis numquam aliquam.

Beatae distinctio velit magni qui fugit eligendi doloribus. Doloribus non quis veniam sed quas ut culpa. Tempore nemo eos odit doloremque recusandae nisi.

Career Advancement Opportunities

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.3%
  • Guggenheim Partners 01 97.8%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.2%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.4%
  • Evercore No 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 01 98.3%
  • Banco Santander 02 97.7%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.2%

Professional Growth Opportunities

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 06 98.3%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.8%
  • JPMorgan 01 97.2%

Total Avg Compensation

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (16) $429
  • Associates (46) $258
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (22) $179
  • Intern/Summer Associate (14) $159
  • 1st Year Analyst (80) $150
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (73) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”