Ring tone for top tier analysts
What ring tone should I put on my phone to give me the best chance of getting top bucket?
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Once in a lifetime - Talking Heads
Set up a different ringtone for your (i) voicemail outcall, (ii) work numbers versus (iii) your friends.
Why? Because you'll react like a Pavlovian dog when you hear your phone go off. Oh shit. And you'll start getting pissed off at your friends and family for calling you and scaring the bejesus out of you for that split secoond before you saw the caller ID and realized it wasn't your staffer or an urgent voicemail from a pissed off or otherwise irrational MD.
Of course, you'll still curl up in the fetal position when you hear your voicemail ringtone go off - so you should pick one you don't particularly like, or are likely to hear in an elevator at the department store in five years. Nobody reacts well to a 30-year old rocking himself in the corner muttering incoherently.
"Wait til I get my money right" oh oh ohhhhhhh....
Duffle bag boy, Lil Wayne
'I got money in tha bank, $hortie what ya drank' - Young Buck
I use "The 900 Number" — Ed Lover Dance optional
Candy Shop by 50...
i can't tell if you guys are serious or not.
Piece of Me by Britney Spears
"Look Like Money" - Yung Ralph
"We Bottle Poppin" - Yung Joc
Either way, you're getting top bonus.
"Smack my bitch up" - Prodigy
http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=/watch%3Fv%3DVNrhmbc0y_8
"For The Love Of Money" - O' Jays
I think most of anything by 50 cent would be appropriate
"Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches
Best, SoulSearching
Federation - I Only Wear My White Tees Once
It will let your MDs know that you take the job and your appearance seriously. Plus, you can get hyphy with your deal teams whenever your boo calls.
"Money, Power Respect" - The Lox and Lil Kim
nice
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"its the running joke now, we now have fair trade with china so they send us poisoned sea food and we send them fraudulent securities."
No ring tone.
Just voice record yourself saying "You are awesome" and set that as your ringtone.
Jay-Z - Imaginary Player
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