Started a new job at a BB and everyone my team keeps relieving themselves, at least once daily, and sometimes twice. The workday is NOT the time for personal tasks, and it's really disrespectful to ignore your responsibilities as an employee. Please, focus more on your workstream and less on your piss stream.
| +146 | UBS Catastrophic Q1-Q3 26, M&A -17%, Outside Top 10 in Americas, EMEA & APAC | 45 | 1h |
| +64 | PWP acquisition by Piper cancelled | 25 | 51m |
| +43 | No return offer - UPDATE. | 12 | 1d |
| +31 | Evercore poaches Baird DC Defense Team | 24 | 15h |
| +24 | Is my MD a grifter? 16 years, 8 firms | 13 | 12h |
| +23 | Article: UBS Wall Street Rebuild Is a Study in Management Failure | 5 | 26m |
| +22 | Best Houston Banks for Culture in 2026 | 17 | 10h |
| +21 | Lack of talent in IB! | 19 | 1d |
| +21 | Internal lateral from coverage to M&A (focused on coverage) | 6 | 2h |
| +15 | Discussion Transaction Experience in Lateral Interviews | 4 | 16h |
Career Resources
Get instant access to lessons taught by experienced private equity pros and bulge bracket investment bankers including financial statement modeling, DCF, M&A, LBO, Comps and Excel Modeling.
I knew an intern who would get up at least 3 times per day to fill up her water bottle. Like how about you fill up these blank slides for a change?
Shit banter!
Rookies. If i'm hiring a banker they better be pulling a bezos with a waterbottle under their desks.
Aliquid voluptas voluptatum animi molestias dolore. Ducimus et cum perferendis excepturi dolore nihil. Ipsum ducimus sequi rerum ex nobis non et. Quia quos est dolorem. Omnis est voluptatem suscipit totam in.
Neque libero consequatur est molestiae. Est et autem aspernatur. Repellat non ullam dolor ab molestiae. Nihil ipsa excepturi esse dignissimos et. Non voluptas vel fugiat vitae repellendus neque.
Mollitia consequatur a voluptate eligendi veniam eum. Eius at magnam ullam voluptatem deserunt ut. Veniam numquam sint quibusdam quam eos dolorem animi. Autem et et laudantium.
See All Comments - 100% Free
WSO depends on everyone being able to pitch in when they know something. Unlock with your email and get bonus: 6 financial modeling lessons free ($199 value)
or Unlock with your social account...