Started a new job at a BB and everyone my team keeps relieving themselves, at least once daily, and sometimes twice. The workday is NOT the time for personal tasks, and it's really disrespectful to ignore your responsibilities as an employee. Please, focus more on your workstream and less on your piss stream.
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I knew an intern who would get up at least 3 times per day to fill up her water bottle. Like how about you fill up these blank slides for a change?
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Rookies. If i'm hiring a banker they better be pulling a bezos with a waterbottle under their desks.
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