Sleeping in the Office

Is this still a thing in IB? I've read that preferred destinations for this are empty conference rooms at night and bathroom stalls during the day, not sure if people actually do this as I find it hard to imagine how one could fall asleep while someone is taking a massive dump right next to you.

What are your experiences/tactics for this? Also how did people react if they caught a person sleeping at the office.

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