Spastic Intern Stories 2026 Summer
The interns have left, what are the most autistic/funniest stories of the summer, come on let’s hear em.
The interns have left, what are the most autistic/funniest stories of the summer, come on let’s hear em.
| +123 | I think I’m logging off after ER visit | 26 | 3m |
| +113 | AI Creating More Work | 36 | 9h |
| +111 | Is it Bad That I ALREADY Don’t Care? | 32 | 6h |
| +98 | Senior Banker's Guide to IB Recruiting / Group Placement (with a Healthcare Bent) | 13 | 27m |
| +81 | Shit PWP Culture | 62 | 21m |
| +66 | Is pay at BofA really that bad? | 19 | 2h |
| +45 | How easy was recruiting for you? | 21 | 5d |
| +38 | Is the life of a VP at a 'top-bank' really good? | 12 | 4h |
| +37 | 22yo IB Analyst just had mental health breakdown | 11 | 2d |
| +22 | Law school instead of MBA for RX Banking | 3 | 2d |
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At WF, on week two this one intern was hardcoding historical financials and said there was capex of 39.72mm instead of 93.72mm lol. Lousy mistake, made sure his ass got fucked when discussing return offers
Get to Jefferies kid - stop poisoning the rest of the street with this toxic slop.
hope this is bait... the amount of stories i've seen of an/asso crushing interns for a mistake... they're interns!!!
hahahha we have all done that reverse switch before
Bet you the dumbass was typing in manually looking at the FS.
no need to be so harsh
Gave this girl a return because our MD liked her but wow this is gonna be a rough analyst class with her in it
some story there man...
A girl bought for £100 of pastries for the team on her last day. In the afternoon she had her exit interviews and was told no return offers
brootal
My upperclassman talked about this kid who didn’t leave the office for two days, he wasn’t even staffed on anything big apparently.
And he didn’t get the ro
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