Spastic Intern Stories 2026 Summer
The interns have left, what are the most autistic/funniest stories of the summer, come on let’s hear em.
The interns have left, what are the most autistic/funniest stories of the summer, come on let’s hear em.
| +194 | Evercore > Goldman and I don’t think it’s particularly close anymore | 69 | 7h |
| +158 | Article: Why UBS's Asian M&A bankers are thriving and UBS's American M&A bankers are not | 18 | 8h |
| +118 | Think Twice before Recruiting for HOUSTON IB!! | 60 | 3h |
| +87 | UBS Offer Day | 35 | 2h |
| +74 | I hate Wells Fargo | 20 | 10h |
| +55 | No return offer - feeling like a failure is an understatement | 24 | 11h |
| +49 | How cooked am I as an incoming WF IB SA 2027? | 17 | 1d |
| +47 | WF Return offers | 32 | 1h |
| +41 | 2026 Investment Banking Return Offer Climate | 25 | 2d |
| +41 | Should I go back into a junior IBD role for comp? | 19 | 4h |
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At WF, on week two this one intern was hardcoding historical financials and said there was capex of 39.72mm instead of 93.72mm lol. Lousy mistake, made sure his ass got fucked when discussing return offers
Get to Jefferies kid - stop poisoning the rest of the street with this toxic slop.
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