Stern Curve is buttfucking me

Went from thinking I'd do okay this sem to absolute horse shit. I actually despise this curve with all my being. Whoever thought it was a good idea to have only 15% of a class about marketing (literal crayons) be able to get an A is actually the devil on planet earth. God save me if I can get a decent GPA now. 

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