Tbroker

Alright. Due to my popularity or people just hating to read my posts it has turned
some of my biggest fans into internet searchers. Let me explain something about this
name. When I was at ML we all went to a Yankees game and we signed up for free blankets
and shirt when you sign up for a Credit Card. The guys who had been there told me that
they say they forgot their license and then the person at the booth runs through
everything to confirm. The name the group I was with was Broker with a variant
of T. (Example Timothy, Thomas, Terence, etc).

Therefore, they would use this for everything. And a way to check this is if anyone
here works at ML ask the tech group who would of been Summer 06 and they can confirm.
Also, we used it for forums and whatever that we wanted some sort of anonoymity as a
laugh. Therefore, if someone in that group or a friend of a person used it as well
I do not care it is not my business or property. Also, when I read even a post by
that other person it says they did not take math. I was a Math and Econ major, I
would not have that much trouble with math, trust me.

Lastly, I will continue to post on this board because I give real advice as I
experience it. If people really want to ask questions or ocntinue this go for
it, I like proving people wrong.

PS - I have gotten several PM's with personal situational questions and even
concerning this crap. So I ask I do not need to hear "fuck the haters" because
I do not care in the least if someone thinks they have outed me using a username.
I gave anyone here at ML a way to prove it, and if anyone gives me their real
work email I will email them from my MIT alumni email address, I will not email
yahoo or gmail because those are probably just weirdos. Keep the real PM comings
though I do not mind helping.

TBroker

 

I do not care what people think it is just getting facts straight.

It has out beaver mascot holdign s shovel because we had a snow day MIT wide, and it was the first ever or in a while I forget. There are also some things that are personal within the beaver pic, I do not know how public they are so I will keep it in quiet. There is also a DNA strand with the Spire chapel. It is ugly but unique. Greek letters were used which caused people to be mad. You can see the Boston skyline. My name is in the inside. It smells kind of weird, really strong brass smell. You have to wear it beaver down, obviously. I am not wearing it so there it is from memory.

Yea I can do four lengths withotu stopping if that is what you mean.

 
tbroker:
It has out beaver mascot holdign s shovel because we had a snow day MIT wide, and it was the first ever or in a while I forget. There are also some things that are personal within the beaver pic, I do not know how public they are so I will keep it in quiet. There is also a DNA strand with the Spire chapel. It is ugly but unique. Greek letters were used which caused people to be mad. You can see the Boston skyline. My name is in the inside. It smells kind of weird, really strong brass smell. You have to wear it beaver down, obviously. I am not wearing it so there it is from memory.

Straight from Wikipedia...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MIT_class_ring

 

who gives a fuck? you think that many people are paying attention to your shitty posts? you dont have "fans."

you're an annoying #@!% who hangs out on an investment banking board for the sole purpose of bashing IB.

_______________________________________ http://www.drmarkklein.blogspot.com/
 

That is not my own fault. I try to be funny and blunt in responses because it gives a lighter mood, not because I am a jerk. However, when there are complete idiots trying to be a jerk to me I try and double the effect.

However, rgl19r (username) wanted me to prove myself and I easily told him who he was but I refuse to give a complete ID due to the fact that hell I bash BoA here and I do not want it used against me before I am ready to leave here.

You do not have to believe me, I put enough support facts in every post and well fact is more concrete than just saying stuff like, "who gives a fuck? you think that many people are paying attention to your shitty posts?" like this guy.

 
tbroker:
I try to be funny and blunt in responses because it gives a lighter mood, not because I am a jerk.
...but I refuse to give a complete ID ...
You do not have to believe me....(but I want you to anyway and I love pretending that I am the center of attention here)

you're still missing the point: nobody actually cares. you're fighting a battle that is completely irrelevant and you're wasting bandwidth on this website with your narcissistic crap. it's hilarious that in your imagination, there's this massive controversy about your highness that all the posters here are embroiled in.

 

Oh and it continues...well I guess the ring thing didn't work out so well. I am intrigued by the detective story aspect to this.

Why do you say you 'obviously' wear the beaver down?

You said you had a 4.0 in econ and a 3.9 in math, with a 3.78 overall...people may have a tough time believing such a strong GPA, but it's definitely possible. Guess the overall is lower because you got some back grades freshman year then got you act together?

You ever go to parties in Building 2? I remember that place being cool.

You mentioned the Spire Chapel, ever go to servicea there? Or maybe your friends went to Spire if you aren't religious....

Jimbo

 

Interesting....

Well given that first yr is pass fail, and that MIT is on a 5 point gpa scale, and there is no such thing as "Spire Chapel" (though the chapel does have a 'spire' ie a pointy top) the odds are turning against you my friend.

Jimbo

 
Jimbo:
Interesting....

Well given that first yr is pass fail, and that MIT is on a 5 point gpa scale, and there is no such thing as "Spire Chapel" (though the chapel does have a 'spire' ie a pointy top) the odds are turning against you my friend.

Jimbo

wow

 
Best Response

Everyone calls it the spire chapel...

I took 5 years to graduate since I changed my major so my second year DID count...

And I am going to help you with the GPA conversion...minus one from each value and it is now a 4.0 scale...Example MIT is A = 5, B = 4, C = 3, D = 2, F = 0, and O = 0...now since O=F it can be replaced reading A = 5, B = 4, C = 3, D = 2, F = 0, and F = 0. Now removing like terms we have A = 5, B = 4, C = 3, D = 2, and F = 0. Being that GPA must be positive, therefore a negative is 0, let us subtract one from each value. This gives us: A = 4, B = 3, C = 2, D = 1, F = 0...Voila a 4.0 scale...dumbass...

Beaver down is just tradition for instance I took it as you are taking in all of the information from the inspirational beaver haha and when you leave it is up therefore you are now bestowing it to the masses like I just did for Jimbo with a simple math conversion...

 

I can assure you I'm no dumbass my friend. And regardless of where you went to school, whether the Insitute or otherwise, you seem to have landed a decent enough job. Holy Cross is a fine school too. But you are far, far too arrogant.

Beaver inwards when you're there, beaver out after you graduate. 'Cause when you're there the beaver shts on you, when you're through it shts on the world.

Good luck to you.

Jimbo

 

I have been around for several months as a reader and only a couple as a poster. I have been following this saga with hesitations.

I do not want to get involved but I just wanted to give my two cents. I have read a lot of posts by TBroker and would not call him any more informative than a host of other people, but he is so f%^&*(% cocky that it is ridiculous. I was not as “lucky” to go to Harvard or MIT but I went to a small LAC in Boston and I have dealt with these Harvard and MIT guys and girls and they are either cherishing the opportunity and very humble and smart or cocky little bastards who think they are the best. However, in reality I do not give that much more “street cred” to your undergraduate school, the proof is in the pudding. Show me what you do after you leave.

Now on the flipside. I know many of you are still in college and very few are professionals and it shows with what has been called “detective work”. I saw the other forum TBroker posts and even the writing style seems totally different so I personally believe it is two people. Also, TBroker always has timely and intelligent responses to everyone doubting him or her therefore, this is a proof of intelligence even if he did not go to MIT. Also, he knows banking and answers people’s questions pretty well so he is a banker and that is all that matters right?

In the end, who cares where he went or where he works. I personally believe him but if you are trying to be the “cool guy” proving him wrong you seem more ignorant than he seems. And to TBroker please cut back the arrogance, it makes people want to prove you wrong. Now let us discuss pertinent information not people proving identities.

Also, leave me out of any criticism. I am only saying what other’s are feeling.

PS – Someone said oh he went to Holy Cross so let us dismiss him. First off, to diss people’s schools is not that nice. Being that it is a good school and people are just as deserving there as they are where anyone else goes to school and tries hard.

Lowly LAC student

 

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