Tell me a joke (interview)
Updating last thread from 2018.
Any good jokes / one liners to use when asked in an interview or other situations?
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What do you call a fish with no eye (i)?
A fshhhhhh.....
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What did the grape say when the sommelier stepped on his toe?
Nothing, he just let out a little whine ba dum tss
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