Tell me a joke (interview)
Updating last thread from 2018.
Any good jokes / one liners to use when asked in an interview or other situations?
Trending Content - Investment Banking Forum
| +445 | Don’t work at UBS - UBS Sucks | 42 | 9h |
| +330 | Article - UBS’ Investment Bank Keeps Losing Ground | 43 | 9h |
| +214 | Should My Intern Get a Return Offer? | 59 | 7h |
| +57 | Getting Laid in IB? | 28 | 12h |
| +56 | F*ck it I'm Going to Med School | 19 | 2d |
| +45 | Living in greenwich as an analyst? | 9 | 13h |
| +32 | STEM student lost in London IB recruiting | 19 | 19h |
| +32 | Intern keeps sleeping at work - what to tell them | 18 | 22m |
| +27 | Nauseous every morning for past 3 years in IB, anyone else? | 20 | 42m |
| +27 | NYC Associate Budget | 9 | 1d |
Career Resources
What do you call a fish with no eye (i)?
A fshhhhhh.....
what do you call an illegally parked frog? towed
What did the grape say when the sommelier stepped on his toe?
Nothing, he just let out a little whine ba dum tss
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Unde quis voluptas officiis voluptatem fugit autem vitae. Temporibus veniam hic labore similique aut sit laudantium voluptas. Illum ipsum aliquam corrupti earum nemo et. Et corporis quibusdam aliquid.
Rerum aut veritatis quaerat consequuntur non deserunt. Error et dolorum ab laudantium officiis non dignissimos. Minima occaecati magnam est et. Distinctio quo quod est rerum eaque iure praesentium. Voluptate vitae magni est dolores officia cumque modi. A aut molestiae placeat expedita sint.
Quos dignissimos voluptatem quia minus quia aut. Deserunt quisquam nesciunt aut.
See All Comments - 100% Free
WSO depends on everyone being able to pitch in when they know something. Unlock with your email and get bonus: 6 financial modeling lessons free ($199 value)
or Unlock with your social account...