what's worse, the skinny tie with the loose knot. so faggy.

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I just started seeing it lately. We just had this British faggot move over here and he insists on pounding his heels into the ground as he walks by briskly as if he's super fuckin important. And atleast once or twice a day he likes to whip his tie over his shoulder as he wisks by and slams his office door shut. And apparently its really taking on, not the gay Audrey Hepburn-esque whip over the shoulder of the tie as if its a shawl, but definitely people sitting at their desks with their ties resting on their shoulders as if they're fuckin milling wood with their baller-wannabe ties.

If I'm having tomato soup or taking a piss I'll make sure my tie is out of the way, but c'mon, seriously.

 

Is a Double Windsor too big? I have seen the tie over the shoulder thing it is very D-bag like, it will only hurt you in the long run when your boss thinks you are an asshole.

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Is a Double Windsor too big? I have seen the tie over the shoulder thing it is very D-bag like, it will only hurt you in the long run when your boss thinks you are an asshole.

Double windsor is acceptable if you're wearing a spread collar.

 
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Only time it is acceptable is as Marcus mentioned, eating or pissing. The wearing out argument is shit unless you dry hump your desk. Who the fuck jams their stomach up to the edge of the desk when working.

 

Totally off-track here, and probably opening myself up to potential ridicule... but Marcus, please enlighten me as to why you would flip your tie out of the way to take a piss?

I think, based on the generally accepted hatred of all things square-toed on this site, that everyone's tie-end hits at the middle of his belt. Well, the zipper is located below the belt... so... how could you possibly get piss on your tie if it stops at the belt?

Now, dropping a deuce... that's a different story (see below)

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Piss splatters when you stand at a urinal. You might not see it, but it does a little. Ties, unlike regular clothes do not get laundered that frequently. Do you really wanna have a piss soaked tie after a couple wearings?

 

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