Truly Retarded

Chill dude.

so you were going to "leave" when you were innocent? Yeah right...there was a shred of a chance that you were until you made the "goodbye" thread. Now everyone knows you are a liar....kinda like that dude that got fired for lying on his resume...once you stop being honest and you get caught you are fucked

Didn't Dan claim to have used his real name?

I thought I remember reading that.

http://scripts.its.yale.edu/cgi-bin/ph/directory.yale.edu?Query=bush_3

That could be him...

yeah he did, he always said he didn't want to tell people where he worked because he used his real name apparently

I doubt he even goes to Yale.

I'm sure we have someone here from every BB. Everyone should look at their employee directory in their Outlook or Notes and see if there is a Dan Bush in IBD.

why bother, he is certainly a fraud, otherwise he would have attempted to prove his innocence by now.

Noone who is innocent will just give up and leave, like he tried to do. Thats a clear admission of guilt.

who cares? its not like he offered any insights that any other banker couldn't offer.

Yeah, I don't believe a single thing he says. Basically, since he was "outed", the only reason for him to be on here is to post about how he buys expensive stuff with money he doesn't have.

What I find to be more pathetic though, is the fact that every single person on this board is saying "Dan, get the fuck out of here, we never want to see one of your posts again", and here is a guy in college with SO little going on in his life that he is essentially begging to stay.

I would actually feel bad for him if he wasn't a lying pathetic douchebag.

Moderators: Please give us an "ignore" feature on this board so we can move on.

Fuck this fucking shit. Fuck you. Do you think I am a fucking asshole? Fuck that. There is no fucking way I am going to post my work email. Just fuck that. Anyway fucks, if you think I am not real, or give bullshit information, then prove it. If you fuckers have the fucking time to look in the fucking Yalie directory, then you must have the time to find a post of mine that is fucked. Go ahead. Please. I implore you. Go find a post of mine that you think is misguided or generally fucked.

Dan ibanking isn't for you if you blow your lid like that. And the post where your story doesn't match up was already posted more than once, so save your dignity and leave, or get some dignity back and tell the truth.

please note that he did not actually deny that he was still in college in this latest tirade.

actually I wouldn't be surprised if Dan is Zala's alter ego(Zala is posting under Dan's username)

anyone else think that too?

well simple question, are you an i banker or not. no one is gonna kill you if your not, its not that big of a deal. theres no reason to get all worked up about it. like i said before, this is just a forum. if you are good for you, if your not well then so what who cares. i know i dont

Fuck you. You try sitting at a desk all day and see what that does to you. And no, I am a '05 grad. I started my second yr in june. Go fuck yourself. Find the post douche bag. Go ahead fucking find it -fucking assholes.

Find the fucking post then. Dont be an asshole and pinch my ass with your generalities. Find the post. Every bit of info I have given has been sincere and worthwhile. Find where I have steered you wrong. Fuck off.

but if your not, you should know it isnt cool to give advice to people who truly want to enter this field of work because you havent experianced and therefore have no firt hand knowledge of many of the questions people need answered. but im sure you know this already so there is no point in scolding you now.

you too then fucker. find the post. find where i have given misguided advice. i will continue to lend my advice, and you will continue to read it. because you need it. you know its worth while.

http://www.ibankingoasis.com/node/317

here is your post, made 10 weeks ago, saying you were a 3rd year college student, looking to start in 07.

Are you going to say you made that post for someone else? A knowledgebly guru like you should have had no problem answering that thread on your own...and if there was a second person, they could have easily made a thread, since Anonymous monkeys were allowed to post back then.

Wow, this is really pathetic.. This board is this kid's only social contact with the world, and the prospect of having that cutting off is basically causing him to flip out.

Dan, if you are actually real (I highly highly doubt this), take buysideanalyst up on his offer and PM him your work address. If not, then wow.. I can actually picture you crying in your dorm room now that you are faced with the prospect of not having any social interaction once you leave this forum.

The problem is, Dan, that you don't give advice at all. All you do is endlessly post about superficial dribble about cufflinks and clothes. Whenever anyone needs actual advice regarding IB, you're nowhere to be found.

If you're truly in IB, in your second year, why don't you describe a transaction you were recently engaged on (omitting company names, of course).

this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. I hope he stays just for the entertainment value.

you need to understand that you are nothing. you are an insignifcant nothing and appearently you think that you are important in some way shape or form for some reason that escapes me. maybe its because you have 618 posts which may vary well be nothing but bs. but i will say one thing, whether you are in ib or not, you have shown that you utterly and totally lack any sort of class by the way that you have carried yourself in this discussion. i dont know what it is that makes you think you can respond to anyone in that way, on the internet or otherwise, but i hope you find whatever your looking for on this site and even more i hope you find a life.

antony there'll always be people who'll act w/o class, the best thing to do is to humor them and don't get flustered by the things they said.

i.e. Right now I'm imagining Dan sitting in his dorm room, with his glasses, red in the face, breathing heavily, yelling out profanities. With a counterstrike background on his computer screen.

DAN WOULD YOU PLEASE SUCK ON MY HUGE FAT COCK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

))8888888888888888888888D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^___^

FAG

HOMO

QUEER

FAG

I LOVE YOU, YOU FILTHY FUCKING FAGGOT

lol, your right

Again, here's Dan Bush Yale info:

http://scripts.its.yale.edu/cgi-bin/ph/directory.yale.edu?Query=bush_3

Of course, this could just be coincidence

GO FUCK YOUR FUCKING SELF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS. FUCK YOU. AND FUCK THIS SHIT. I OWN YOU AND THIS MOTHER FUCKING BOARD. AAAAHHHHHH. FUCK YOU BASTARD. THIS BOARD IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME. HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT? I AM A GORILLA. FUCK YOU. I HAVE MORE POSTS THAN YOU WILL EVER HAVE.AAAAAHHHHH. FUCK YOU. FUCK DA FUCK FUCK YOU.

Ok this is now becoming very pathetic, who really cares if Dan is real or not, how is he going to change anything for anyone on this board? Just ignore his posts and that

Ok.. I think we are done here. Obviously at this point, Dan is just posting to get to 1000 so he can request that iPod.

I vote we forget this pathetic loser ever existed on here and move on to the relevant topics.

NNNNNNEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH. DADADADADA. FUCK. DONT DO THIS. I OWN THIS BOARD AND ITS MEMBERS. KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME.

BRAH, BBBBBRRRRRRAAAAHHHHHHHH. BLAH, BBBBLLLLLLLAAAAAAAHHHHHH. YEAY FUCK YOU. BBBBBBBLLLLLLLAAAAHH. FUCK THIS. I WILL POST AND YOU WILL LIKE IT. PENIS PUMP. HHAHAHA PENIS PUMP.

Dan, stop being lame or I will get you banned.

[Basically, you're "spamming" the board right now.]

haha. he's a really shitty version of Leonardo da Vinci on the outside, but truly a fag deep down.

Alot of drama over you leaving that you are a big part of.

Do it or Don't.

BTW the post will not wither, wane, and die without you.

Cut back on the gay jokes kiddies. Gay M&A bankers do exist. And they have feelings too.

This is directed to all the people who "outed" Dan Bush. I have no idea what you guys have against him and I don't care. But in my experience working for different companies(not IB) your guys behavior would be seriously frowned on and you'd likely be passed up for promotion. I know this is just a web board but your attitudes toward other people are closely watched and if you ever went into anything even remotely like this, you would be screwed. If you want to learn some stuff about your future careers take this into mind "don't get involved in other peoples fuck ups unless you absolutely have to".

bigdutch I disagree, the equivelent to what Dan did is lying on your resume stating you have a 4.0 and you get hired.

Are you really going to tell us that in IB blowing a whistle on that person will get frowned upon? And are you saying everyone will defend that person? Hardly...I can understand if Dan was a nice guy and people stuck up for him, but he was the biggest asshole and talked down to people based on his status as an Ibanker

Here's what I'm saying... Imagine someone who disects everything you do and say with the purpose of finding some mistake, once they find something they bring it out in front of an entire group with the purpose of embarassing and getting you in trouble. Does this sound like someone you would like to work with. This is just a web forum but maybe peoples' real character comes out here. And ya I'd rather work with a liar that doesn't affect my work than work with someone I described earlier.