UBS TMT or Apple Care Support
Hi guys, thanks for taking the time to read this post. Lately, I've been hearing more and more horror stories about UBS TMT—think bad bonuses, dismal deal flow, and a culture that's, frankly, a nightmare.
So, here’s a question for you: given the choice, would you rather spend 2 years slogging through at UBS TMT or clock in at the Apple store in the mall helping customers test products that they are "interested in purchasing?" Trust me, I’m still trying to decide which one sounds less soul-crushing!
I’d love to hear your thoughts and any personal war stories. What’s been your worst encounter in the trenches of finance, and do you think there's any upside to a stint at UBS TMT.
Apple care support, might as well start early since it's where you'll end up after your UBS TMT stint anyways after you get fired with the rest of your team for having bought in no deals despite multiple MD hires.
I guess I should start studying trouble-shooting guides rather than IB technicals.
Do you want to solve real problems for real customers who need help?
-OR-
Do you want to create fake problems for customers who go weeks on end mostly ignoring you?
great question! i will get back to you on this
hey UBS tMT just announced a 200 million sell side. things are moving on up
Woah really?! Time to throw a parade and take the rest of the year off. They did possibly their first middle market sell side in a very very long time. Cheers!
Ah yes, two whole deals in the entire last 12 months after 10+ MD hires when the sector is roaring, what a great accomplishment.
CHEERIO
Who wins with UBS TMT?
-Marco wins
-MDs on guarantees win
… and Juniors all lose
UBS: Banking (use to be) our craft
Get worked to the bone to have the MD (who obviously didn’t invite a junior to a meeting) recap the meeting by saying the meeting went really well, but they weren’t really interested in what we showed
This is so true lmao
Wow this is the most accurate statement about UBS out there.
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