Vayner Capital Management HAHA

LOL So i decided to do a simple google search on Vayners rez which yielded a wiki page. HILARIOUS. I saw this kids resume and the kid had the nerve to put "VAYNER CAPITAL MANAGMENT"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impossible_Is_Nothin…

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LOL these two gems were listed back to back

Vayner Capital Management LLC, a hedge fund Vayner says he started, had a complete website describing its personnel and investment strategies. The firm did not exist and the website content was plagiarized from a firm in Denver, Colorado.

Women's Silent Tears, a book Vayner self-published on the Holocaust, contained passages lifted verbatim from various Internet sites. Vayner claimed that the text was a "pre-publication copy".

For some reason, they both made me laugh out loud.

Every single one of these is funny too:

He won two games against tennis great Pete Sampras, and taught Jerry Seinfeld and Harrison Ford to play He is an expert in Chinese orthopedic massage The Dalai Lama wrote his college recommendation letter He was an action stuntman and professional skier He is a professional model and has appeared in promotional ads for multiple clothing stores including Ann Taylor and Saks Fifth Avenue. He worked for the Central Intelligence Agency He is a master in the art of Tibetan bone-setting He forged passports for the Russian Mafia He participated in Tibetan gladiatorial contests He is one of four people in the state of Connecticut certified to handle nuclear waste He at one point claimed to be the original developer of Napster

 

wow. ive heard of thsi guy through this forum, and never bothered to do any research, until now. but wow. all kidding and horse shit aside, this guy actually some pretty decent advice for goal-setting, achievement, success, etc in his vid. too bad he had to be such fucking narcissist and pathological liar. what a dork.

--- man made the money, money never made the man
 

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