Waste your 20s and 30s by working hard because future will be wonderful for the rich

Just fucking imagine...

As of today we have more than 25.000 fully-active private jets on our world, this number was less than 1000 during 2000s. We used to create vaccines in 5-10 years, but now it doesn't take more than 6 months. Governments used to send spaceships to space, but now billionaires are doing it. There were no cures for looking younger, but nowadays some 50-60 year old humans look 20 years younger because of the plastic surgeries, and we are rapidly inventing gene, stemcell, blood, anti-aging therepies to stop aging of our organs and skin. Imagine this... If someone doesn't start a nuclear war, what are we going to invent by 2050 ? We will be close to inventing immortality I suppose, but do you think everyone will benefit from this ? Do you think that working drones will be able to afford this technology ? Simple answer is no. Even if the treatment becomes cheaper, not a single sane person will want minimum-wage workers to live a long life while wasting the sources of our planet. Only people who will use this technology will be billionaires, multi-millionaires, bankers, financiers, economists, politicians, scientists and many other extremely qualified people.

Are you sad that you are studying/working too much while your friends are travelling the world and fucking girls ?

Most of the researchers are guessing that fully automated AI will be found by 2040-2050. Let's say another 5 years for incorporating that technology into sex robots, at max you will be 60 with healthy body, mind, dick than most 30yo working drones while ordering your perfect sex dolls to start your harem. You will be able to design them as you want to, you may design them with 3 dicks, 2 buttholes and 3 boobs at the same time, or you will be able to order your robot to kick you in the balls and call you 'dirty analyst' as a humiliation, you may even be a slave to your robot, if that's your thing. Even the most perfect girl in the world can't give all of your fantasies to you, but these robots will give it. Do you want them to be relentless and spank you until you cry ? Done. Do you want them to act like your dog and suck your dick ? That's also done.

Oh, now are you sad that you look old ? Just go and look at the look of multi-millionaires' and their wifes. They look 10-20 years younger, and plastic surgery at this quality didn't even existed before 5-6 years ago. Now imagine the plastic surgery options you will have until 2050. It's impossible to imagine because it will be greater than our imaginations.

We will invent artifical organs, limbs, and probably anything you can imagine at a lab until 2070. Is your dick too short ? Let's get you a 10inch BBC withing a day. If we assume that you will live up to 140, I'm sure that you will enjoy a wonderful life if you're rich enough. And after that probably we will start to transfer our minds to computers to live as gods of our universes..

Good luck, and work hard my friends.

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  • Intern in IB-M&A
Sep 25, 2021 - 11:26am

Lmao in 30 years I'll be hunting post-war survivors in the ravaged landscapes of our ruined civilization but you can keep dreaming about sexbots and immortality you pussy

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Sep 25, 2021 - 8:54pm
PEarbitrage, what's your opinion? Comment below:

This might be the most disturbing thing I have ever read on this website in my almost 10 years on here.

Sep 26, 2021 - 7:30am
GridironCEO, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Where can one get these sex dolls? I'm not rich by any means, but I have no debt and very good credit. SoFi just emailed me and said a personal loan can start as low at 5.24%. 

Thanks for getting back to me. 

We're not lawyers. We're investment bankers. We didn't go to Harvard. We Went to Wharton!
Sep 26, 2021 - 11:45am
ITNAmatter, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Not sure why there was a need to incorporate an entire thought out paragraph on sex dolls lol, but I've thought this before. It is true that wealth concentration has continued to rise to the top.Consider Jeff Bezos automation within his supply chain. This process will only get more streamlined and less people are getting paid.The science behind immortality and genetic engineering is so impossibly difficult to understand and many experts say that these kind of things will not be around in our existence.Sadly I don't think bankers will be getting any of that. You will need much more power than a glorified car salesman.

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  • Prospect in IB - Gen
Sep 26, 2021 - 1:38pm

I'm sensing some deeper issues here...

  • Associate 3 in S&T - Other
Sep 26, 2021 - 11:42pm

Some people in their 40s and 50s can look 20 years younger because of nutrition, sleep, and exercise.  Plastic surgery, especially in copious amounts can make a person look far worse.

The future is bright for people who live a healthy life, because such people are more likely to see more of it.  You don't want to be the guy who gets fat and loses all his friends in pursuit of (still moderate by elite standards) wealth while slaving away in finance. 

Sep 27, 2021 - 12:34pm
Brio, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Not sure what I just read either. Work hard and stack money now to enjoy the fruits of innovation later? Won't a hospital bed be like $10k a night by the time I'm 120?  

Sep 28, 2021 - 7:41am
Troy McClure, what's your opinion? Comment below:

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You will be able to design them as you want to, you may design them with 3 dicks, 2 buttholes and 3 boobs at the same time, or you will be able to order your robot to kick you in the balls and call you 'dirty analyst' as a humiliation, you may even be a slave to your robot, if that's your thing. Even the most perfect girl in the world can't give all of your fantasies to you, but these robots will give it. Do you want them to be relentless and spank you until you cry ? Done. Do you want them to act like your dog and suck your dick ? That's also done.

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