What´s the most prestigious way to kill myself if I don´t get an IB offer?

Hi, please see title. I am not well, mentally, morally, physically. And I just fucked up JPMs hirevue. Wanna bash my fucking head in.

Shit. Shoulda hustled harder I guess.

Anyway, razor, rope or good old fashioned flying brick?

Ok thx

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