Hi, please see title. I am not well, mentally, morally, physically. And I just fucked up JPMs hirevue. Wanna bash my fucking head in.
Shit. Shoulda hustled harder I guess.
Anyway, razor, rope or good old fashioned flying brick?
Ok thx
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I don't know if this is a joke or not, but I hope you have someone to express these emotions to that is close to you. We are all here for you and I am sorry you are feeling this way. Understand that getting into a BB is not the end of the world. there is plenty more In life to look forward to and be excited about!
Want to add that some MMs and boutiques will continue to recruit in the fall, so you still have a lot of chances left!
Make sure your LinkedIn is properly updated. You need to be humbled and honored
I will bro B)
Please don’t kill yourself. Always more good meals, friends to make and books/movies to enjoy. You’ll figure it out.
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