When do bankers get their hair cut?
When the fuck do y’all get your haircut ..............................................................
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Hahaha bro i just shaved my fucking head down to a zero with my ballsack shaver. Too pissed keep missing appointments and all. Gf hates it though
classic
Grab a pair of scissors from the supply room and go to a toilet stall
Never... I just let it fall out naturally
saturday mornings
Imnt banker yet, but through the recruiting process, i have let my hair depreciates, from my analysis it has a a useful life of 3 more years max until there is no more hair left on top of my heard, but through the tax savings i realized that i can get get a hair transplant.
Stepping out of the office to get a haircut is usually the easiest thing to carve out time for during the work-day.
While WFH, it has become one of the harder things to pull off, strangely.
You leave middle of the day to get a haircut? Well done man. I wake up at 8:30am on Saturday to get a cut every 2 weeks or I feel gross. Sometimes it goes to 3 weeks if I’m jammed but usually it’s okay
On my team its normal. People go together to the same barber shop lol. As normal as picking up lunch.
When they take out a loan with collateral
It aint that difficult... book last minute and ping your team on your messenger that you're stepping out for 30 min for a haircut when you have a window.
Put shoes on and walk to the nearest salon
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