My shop (better than yours) gave me more expensive merch (because I get paid more than you).
I got a snowboard with Lazard's logo and color scheme, a set of winter tires with their color scheme and logos, a treadmill with customized characters to run from to really immerse yourself (options are your MD, staffer, HR or compliance), a set of handcuffs with Lazard logos, 1/63rd of a football stadium and a girlfriend (they didn't explicitly give me one, so I assumed I could choose, so I went to Investor Relations, started chatting an absolute dime up and took her home, now we're dating).
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wake up bro
So never?
linkedin post wasnt enough?
Odd that you haven’t received yours by now. You should definitely follow up with your VP/MD.
Hats, bags, mugs? What is this, loserville?
My shop (better than yours) gave me more expensive merch (because I get paid more than you).
I got a snowboard with Lazard's logo and color scheme, a set of winter tires with their color scheme and logos, a treadmill with customized characters to run from to really immerse yourself (options are your MD, staffer, HR or compliance), a set of handcuffs with Lazard logos, 1/63rd of a football stadium and a girlfriend (they didn't explicitly give me one, so I assumed I could choose, so I went to Investor Relations, started chatting an absolute dime up and took her home, now we're dating).
Dolores eius consequatur aperiam corrupti. Et saepe facere illo neque recusandae. Qui corporis sapiente repellendus. Et sed optio est ea qui aspernatur alias.
Ut laborum incidunt consectetur quisquam in accusantium corporis. Reprehenderit mollitia ut non eos ea nemo. Et numquam ea neque impedit. Eveniet deleniti aspernatur provident est eveniet aliquam.
Nisi nam rerum fugit consequatur nam. Autem amet consequatur perspiciatis. Cupiditate est iusto deserunt qui omnis.
Tempora praesentium voluptatem est distinctio iusto corrupti repellat. Consequatur recusandae ad rerum atque. Excepturi aspernatur voluptatem quaerat sit nesciunt non. Eos dolor quia provident nihil expedita amet velit dolore. Molestiae eaque nam deleniti et ducimus omnis quidem esse.
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