Where do those who failed to become an investment banker go
I'm sure some of you here have seen friends who have failed to become an investment banker.. either failing to get a job as an analyst or got kicked out after they became an analyst/associate.. may I know where do these people go? Do they go to other parts of the industry.. does that mean that they'll earn significantly less? Are they not even in the banking industry.. taking 10 per hour jobs? what do they do..?
second dumbest fucking post ever...
UNC chapel hill
what the hell is that supposed to mean?
here's what i tried to write. what the hell is that supposed to mean anyway? you're bashing unc because it's not an ivy league school?
suicide/mcdonalds are the two most popular options...
i don see anything wrong with this post..` once an i**** says this is a dumb post, everyone says the same
if you don't see anything wrong with this post, then you are an asshole. refer to the first post of this thread "what do they do? 10 per hour jobs?" 10 dollars per hour jobs? You mean like working at costco? So in your mind it's either costo or goldman?
what the fuck do you think 99% of the rest of the population do? die off from inferiority?
may you know?
no, you may not
big4 accounting
Cash, Rules, Everything, Around, Me C.R.E.A.M. Get the money Dollar, dollar bill y'all
CREAM, is there anyone that doesn't end up in big 4 accounting? You've already sent short people and once-was/never-was I-bankers there. Guess they will save money on headhunters and other recruiting efforts considering they will be overwhelmed with applicants at this rate.
the original post is dumb as shit.
You go into a less well known bank, less successful hedge fund, or corp. finance or dev.
You have tons of options, and will likely make at least six digits in any of them after 2 years IB and business school
http://despair.com/potential.html
they find bridges to live under and become trolls, happened to a good friend of mine.
that quite literally made me laugh out loud...
Though to be honest I can be sympathetic with the post, before I started I had this all or nothing mentality but now I realise it's just a job, one with significant downsides as well as upsides
They generally end up living lives of mediocrity and earning a laughable salary all the way through to retirement. Remember Monkey Business: the guys who own those big houses on the water in Greenwich are investment bankers.
http://www.drmarkklein.blogspot.com/
agree
they disappear into an abyss
They live very happy lives and pursue something they actually enjoy and not just for the money (i.e me and law school)
Yeah, terribly worded question and the op is a moron for the $10 an hour comment. But, this is a legit question.
I will admit I was in corp fin and then a boutique IB that went bust. I am now in finance at a F500. It is a good gig and allows me to pursue other interests. It's amazing how much happier I am not being beaten down at work every day. That being said m&a is still a huge interest of mine and I'd like to be working in that capacity somehow down the road.
i failed to be a i banker and now im a hedge fund analyst
http://modernyuppie.blogspot.com/ The musings and antics of a Meathead College Wrestler Turned Asset Backed Securities Trader.
well, in the defense of the op, investment banking as an analyst is close enough to a 10 an hour job for his confusion to be justified
chill out Rwhite, that's not what I'm doing. My school is known to have a small little rivalry with UNC. You might've heard about it.
Didn't know that you went to duke. Most everything I've seen written on here about my school is bad just because it's not an ivy league, which is ridiculous because plenty of kids leave Kenan-Flagler and go into IB, even to BB's.
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