Geniuses like Edison, philosophers like Voltaire, artists like Leonardo Da Vinci and founders/CEOs average 4 hours of sleep per night and wake up ready for work. So why complain when you sleep only 4 hours in investment banking?
| +465 | Don’t work at UBS - UBS Sucks | 50 | 9m |
| +229 | Should My Intern Get a Return Offer? | 58 | 2d |
| +85 | UBS Accused of Favoring H-1B Workers While Cutting U.S.-Born Employees | 12 | 2m |
| +75 | Incompetent and annoying co-intern | 23 | 3h |
| +67 | Getting Laid in IB? | 28 | 2d |
| +66 | Intern keeps sleeping at work - what to tell them | 28 | 6h |
| +55 | Living in greenwich as an analyst? | 12 | 2h |
| +39 | NYC Associate Budget | 14 | 7h |
| +36 | Nauseous every morning for past 3 years in IB, anyone else? | 21 | 1d |
| +35 | Quick Thoughts on CVC AI Sale Process | 7 | 9h |
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because im not getting paid like a CEO or doing something as important as a famous scientist
im just turning stupid formatting comments for meetings where the deck isnt even shared for clients we have no business trying to land
I've stopped sleeping when I realized that it was a scam. Now it's only Excel and meth baby
Most of those visionaries actually enjoy what they do or at the very least are interested in their work. The vast majority of people working in IB are a few PowerPoint edits away from jumping out the window.
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