Would you take this job?
Job is you get kicked in the balls everyday for 16 hrs a day, but they reheal every night magically so there will not be long term damage. If you are guaranteed $15 million a year to do this would you accept?
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15 million before or after taxes?
After
I would rather they not reheal. Eventually, I wouldn't feel anything.
What are the exit opportunities?
any days off?
um why not?
ummmmm noooooooooo
What's the culture like at this place?
+1
Is this a BB ball kicking company or a boutique?
To clarify: the firm is very prestigious, automatic job at KKR and paulson & co as a partner if you can endure it for 2 years
Will this job somehow get me laid?
am i allowed to wear protection?
There is no greater pain than that inflicted by ball-kicking. Eddie Murphy used to do a bit about how all it takes is a graze to knock a man out.
What's the firm policy on Rush Limbough level painkiller use during that period of time?
No painkillers or Protection allowed or else automatically fired ( drug test every day). The person kicks as hard as they can every kick and does not get tired
do you have pro-rata contracts? i'd consider maybe 1 hour at that rate... 3,125 isn't bad
This job already exists ... Its called being a summer analyst at GS. Though the pay is a bit worse.
theres some dude that got trained to take massive kicks to the balls and is in a guinness book of records. I can't think of a name, but you can find a video of him getting racked so badly, his feet lifted off the ground.
i do it for 100k a year...15 million??? sign me up!
1) What is the culture like? 2) Are non-targets considered for this job? 3) What are the feasible exit ops? You mentioned PE, but what about HF/VC. Top bschool? 4) What is the top group/groups? 5) What is the business card like?
Terrible what did you expect?, no, guaranteed HBS and stanford and partner at any pe or hf if you stay 2 years, steel toe or cleats, thick and classy
Bump
Are you able to have sex or even jerk off?
Does this job guarantee me a spot at the goldman sachs?
Why not just tape your balls to the inside of your thighs and that way the kick will miss.
Your balls must be pretty small.
Tape yours to the inside of your knees!
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