Should I be suspicious?

This girl I don't know that I have ~3 mutual friends with friend requested me on facebook. I would have completely ignored her, if not for those 3 mutual friends I have (who are all parents of some of my friends). I then PM'ed her and asked her how I knew her and then she just responded, "I liked your picture, so I friend requested you. Text me some time (insert her phone number here)."

 

how old are you, 15?

"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat, that's a fact.
 

This was dissapointing.

"I am not sure who this 'Anonymous' person is - one thing is for certain, they have been one hell of a prolific writer" - Anonymous
 

Lulz

All the world's indeed a stage, And we are merely players, Performers and portrayers, Each another's audience, Outside the gilded cage - Limelight (1981)
 

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