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happypantsmcgeeDid you tape yourself talking about some nonsense?

No happy hahaha

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These are all epic. Some of the funniest shit I've seen on Youtube. Before the background of the first one loaded as I scrolled down the page, all I saw was the title and I thought "Is this that David DeAngelo shit?"

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Shit i put up the wrong video.

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The first and second one are absolutely hilarious. The third is funny but not as good as the first two and my brain kept tuning out on the fourth, lol.

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cphbravo96The first and second one are absolutely hilarious. The third is funny but not as good as the first two and my brain kept tuning out on the fourth, lol.

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haha

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Funny and entertaining, unlike that "It's Friday" screech that now has a follow-up "song". By the way, what the hell are/is cheese eggs (Video #1) ?

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When you do a cross between frying and scrambling your eggs, incapable of calling it one or the other because you folded in a fat stack of Kraft making it a gooey mess.

/hoodrat

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A Posse Ad EsseWhen you do a cross between frying and scrambling your eggs, incapable of calling it one or the other because you folded in a fat stack of Kraft making it a gooey mess.

/hoodrat

It's not hood, its just awesome. And if you feel above Kraft, toss in some mozzarella, cheddar, pepper jack, you know how it is...

Preshreded cheese is nice too for mixing in while you scramble.

 

No, I'm not saying cheese with your eggs is hoodrat, I'm talking specifically about cheesy eggs. And if you knew your urban anthology, black people only use Kraft.

Cheese in omelets or scrambled eggs can be godly. Too bad I'm allergic to dairy.

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I'm allergic to all nuts and eggs

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