Accidentally engaged in cuckolding mid-networking call...Advice needed

Hey guys,

I'm really ashamed and embarrassed to say this, but I've been facing a really personal problem in the midst of recruitment and I figured I could consult with this trusted community for advice. I'm a Senior in the midst of re-recruiting for bulge-brackets and elite boutiques. Interned at a reputable middle market this Summer. Long story short, my MD got in trouble for "touching" interns (She was kind of hot tho) and they had to just clear us all. Really unfortunate because I enjoyed my time there, but nevertheless, my family and I are staying positive through this unsteady economy.

Anyways, I've been networking nonstop - Associates, VPs, MDs - you name it and we've chatted. Really enjoyed my time at all these firms. However, my roommates and I share a jack-and-jill bathroom. He's dating his girlfriend (she's a mid-6), and they have really started to get on my nerves. They both are interning at elite boutiques (Lazard and Evercore) and have rubbed it in my face (quite literally).

The other day, after blowing off some steam at the gym, I came home, preparing for another networking call. However, I accidentally fell asleep and woke up to them quite literally fucking over my face (For reference, we have bunk beds). I was taken aback, as I scrambled to log onto my Zoom call to network with the MD of the appointment that I was already late for, I also noticed there was goo on the screen as exquisite moans richeting off the walls of my bedroom. As I went up the ladder to tell them to get the fuck out, my face immediately reached into my friend's girlfriend's breast area, and my friend screamed: "Dude, what the fuck are you doing?" But at this point, I just decided to go all in. She tells my friend to leave mid-fuck to tap me in, and my friend starts to cry and runs to the bathroom. I'm not gonna lie, it was kind of hot being in the Zoom waiting room as I'm fucking my roommate's girlfriend. The soft whimper of her voice, the nostalgia of the M&I 400, it all came at once. Then I came. Yet, we looked at the screen, and unfortunately, I joined (both camera and microphone on) right as I gooed all over the bedroom. It's okay though, it was worth it. I'm now pivoting to consulting and possibly marketing firms, so any advice would be great.

As for my friend, does he even have a reason to be mad at me? What would you do if you were in this situation? I'm deeply troubled and have been talking this over with my parents. They're not sure what to do either. Please help.

 

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