Advice for Monty09

Monty09, you have given me some good advice over the years, so I got some for you.

Please stick to organizing Energy events, your fantasy football skills are about at the same level as my energy trading skills (non existent). Respect my authority!

Trailmix8 (the mixa).

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This should just be a permanent shit talking thread for anything and everything.

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Shit talking that requires the use of () as an explanation is amateur hour.....I'm not even sure that post qualifies as shit talking. Yuri's attempt barely breaks the surface of an angry hello.

Your Mama and fantasy team are so similar they could be twins....they both suck, blow, and get bent over by large black men on a weekly basis.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 
Gekko21Your Mama and fantasy team are so similar they could be twins....they both suck, blow, and get bent over by large black men on a weekly basis.
Seems like a your mama joke wrapped in a fantasy football reference. 3/10
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

bullshit that is at least a 6 or 7/10

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

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