All you people care about is the money

This world deserves a better class of professional, and I’m going to give it to them

Tell your analysts they work for me now

Why don’t we tell your LPs that you’ve been riding multiple expansion for the past 20 years with a completely undifferentiated strategy in hope of accumulating as much AUM as possible - and then we will see how loyal a hungry dog really is

It’s not about the money… it’s about sending a message… everything burns.

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